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[Conan O’Brien contributes to Red Cross relief efforts in Haiti while Scott Brown fails to take home a Golden Globe at the Golden Globes. Teddy Pendergrass.]

In the wake of the tragic events taking place in Haiti, it’s important to do everything we can to help the relief effort. Thank God for that fiery-haired saint, Conan O’Brien, who probably donated something to the relief efforts in Haiti. While Scott Brown defeated Martha Coakley to take home the Massachusetts senate seat, Brown [...]

[FIRST WE THANK NORTH DAKOTA. THEN WE MOCK THEM.]

Well, it seems our pathetic begging in the previous post managed to get us quite a few visitors from North Dakota. Thanks for stopping by. One of those visitors mentioned in a comment that he or she was stumped by our “crumpled paper” home page. Well, in the spirit of being helpful (or more accurately [...]

[WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH NORTH DAKOTA?]

We have happily watched the traffic to our site growing steadily (oh and thank you, by the way). But then while basking in our Google Analytics we came upon this map of our site traffic that revealed a chilling fact: no one from North Dakota has ever visited our site. (At least since we set [...]

[A NEW HOLIDAY?]

What had once been insider retail slang has entered the vernacular and become a cultural sensation. Black Friday seems to be growing exponentially in popularity. The retailers have fed the frenzy with increasingly impressive deals and offers, and millions of shoppers seem to feed off the crazy hours and massive crowds.
Target, as usual, has had [...]

Twits

  • Here's a new Old Spice ad. I recommend watching it and then making fun of your friends for not having seen it yet: http://bit.ly/cte9wi 1 day ago
  • Why do printers believe putting lots of tiny calendars on things is a good way to impress people? 1 day ago
  • Fair-weather Royksopp fan wants more bangers http://hypem.com/artist/royksopp 2 days ago
  • The next time I wear these corduroy pants I can't forget to rock my Really, It's Not Me The Zipper Is Broken Or Something t-shirt. 2 days ago
  • The problem with upgrading hard drives is the computer must be turned off. It's like life stops...well, the internet anyway 1 week ago

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